Happiness

So I decided to put aside my fears that prospective employers will google me and discover I am a massive idiot and so I am writing a blog. And in the spirit of being unemployed forever I am posting about something that makes me inordinately happy; big, fat animal bums. For example:

In all seriousness, there is nothing as joyful as a massive bum on an animal. I would rate elephants highest as they have a decent sag factor going on  - but there is something to be said about most large land mammals. Hopefully this doesn't come across as perverted as it's not a sexual thing. Also, I thought writing the word bum (or in American: butt) over and over might get me a few more views. 

So yeah, this won't be a serious blog about medieval academia, politics or literature because I am lazy and want to write about things that divert my attention away from doing proper work. Like bums.